Long form review template (Brothel, Escort, Massage reviews)
Name of the provider:
Suburb or legal establishement name:
When you had the punt (month and year):
Ethnicity:
Approximate Age:
Appearance:
Session Cost and Length:
Extras Cost:
Ad Link (if applicable):
Would I return?
Session Description.
Session Info:
Session: Day/Night
Booking: 30 Mins/45 Mins/60 Mins/90 Mins/2 Hours
Did I extend? Yes/No
Provider Info:
English: Good/Can Get By/None/We spoke in another language
Hair: Long/short
Hair in session: Up in a bun/flowing/Ponytail/Pigtails
Hair Colour: Black/Brown/Blonde/Red/Streaky
Tatts: Yes/No
Looks: Stunner/Attractive/Average/Below Average
Skin Colour: Tanned babe/Lightly Tanned/Pale
Body: Super Slim/Slim/Not fat but not skinny either/Wide but not fat/The fat lady sings
Breasts: A/B/C/D/E/F - Natural Beauties/Doctor Assisted
Twat Appearance: Fully shaved/5 O'Clock Shadow/Vertical Pinstripe/Back Burning Required
Attire: Bikini/Shorts/Dress/Slut Gear
Smoker: Yes/No/Not Sure
Service Info (fill in detail in addition to tags)
DFK: Yes/No/Didn't Try/Rejected/LFK
BJ: BBBJ/CBJ/Didn't try/Rejected
BJ Style: In and out/Mixed it up with variety/Super Slutty JAV Style
CIM: Yes/Didn't Try/Rejected
DATY: Yes, loves it/Yes, Tolerates it/No, Didn't try/Rejected
Rimming on her: Yes, date hole lover/Yes, but not deep/Rejected/Didn't try
Rimmed by her: Yes, date hole lover/Yes, but not deep/Rejected/Didn't try
Sex: She goes hard/Good/Average/Poor Starfish/Didn't Try/Rejected
Eye Contact: Good eye contact/Occasional Eye Contact/She was asleep a the wheel
Any Intangible X-Factor: Yes/No
Any Annoying Habits: Yes/No
Shower Fun: Yes/No
Friendly: Yes/No
Sexual Game Plan: Goes with the flow/Controlling/Set routine
Session Description:
Tips for writing session descriptions that will be accepted:
For brothel/escort punts, include:
- For BJ - covered or uncovered, what's she like with things like depth, suction, eye contact, ball play, how long she goes for, enthusiasm
- For sex - is she in charge or go with the flow, energetic or passive, rushing you or taking her time, any limits
- For extras - e.g. GFE upgrade or DFK etc, were they provided as agreed / paid for, and some objective description
For massage punts, include:
- What's the massage technique like ?
- Bodyslide technique - e.g. did she use oil, allow touching, any spanish, rotate and give you some nice views, anything interesting with the finish e.g. come on her boobs or was it a tit rub from the side of the table and a rip off ? Shower offered afterwards?
- HJ techniques and attitude to HJ, for example is she a jackhammer exponent/cum quick merchant or how does she deliver, let you cum anywhere, offer a clean up/shower or what ?
- If you agreed on other extras, e.g BJ and/or sex, see above.
General things:
- Session pacing
- Cleanup - did you get offered a shower. hot towels, or a few tissues and rushed out the door?
Avoid:
- Do not say something was simply good or bad, say why. Do not say something was 7/10, it's meaningless to the readers as everyone scores differently.
- Simply listing services without a description I can get off an ad, please don't do that.